Tales From the Litterbox: Episode 3

Beta: Good afternoon! I'm Beta reporting live from Owner Servant Girl's laptop.
Lynx: And Lynx.
Beta: Isn't it a lovely day today Lynx?
Lynx: Why yes it is Be-ta.
Beta: Today we will be voting for head cat of household. Won't that be fun!
Lynx: Yes that will be ver-y fun Be-ta.
Beta: Ok, would you like to go first and nominate who you think it should be.
Lynx: Sure Be-ta. I want to nom-in-ate Be-ta. She is the best cat in the house.
Beta: Why that's very sweet of you Lynx! I would like to second your nomination!
Lynx: Oh good. It is sett-led then.
Beta: Indeed it is. Now we will be talking about what that title means.
Lynx: Oh good. Tell me Be-ta.
Beta: First, the head cat of household will be referred to as your highness.
Lynx: Yes your high-ness Be-ta.
Beta: Second, the head cat of household will have first dibs on all kitty kibble, mice, chipmunks and cat toys that shall enter said household.
Lynx: Ex-cell-ent rule your high-ness Be-ta.
Beta: And third, all other cats must bow down to head cat of household when she enters a room.
Lynx: Of course your high-ness Be-ta.
Lynx: (Walks in from hallway) I heard you were invading Tibby's blog again, you can log in now that my fluffiness is here! (stops abruptly) WHAT is going on here?!
Beta: Oh! Ummm... Lynx, you mean this isn't you? (laughs nervously)
Lynx: No...
Lynx 2.0: Yes it is me.
Beta: Wait, who is the real Lynx?
Lynx: I am!
Lynx 2.0: I am the real Lynx your high-ness Be-ta.
Beta: He makes a compelling argument!
Lynx: IMPOSTOR!
Lynx 2.0: You are the im-pos-tor, fluf-fy one.
Lynx: How did you get here impostor robo-Lynx?
Beta: (looks away)
Lynx: Beta! Did you build this robo-Lynx to act as your co-host?
Beta: I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. And you're supposed to call me your highness now.
Lynx: What?! Since when?
Beta: It's already been decided. You can read all about it on Tibby's blog.
Lynx: But...but....
Beta: (Publishes post)