Tales From the Litterbox: Episode 1

Beta: Hello everyone, it's me Beta (The Cat)
Lynx: Oh, and me Lynx, I'm fluffy!
Beta: I think they can tell that you're fluffy by your picture. Duh.
Lynx: Oh, well can they tell that I'm soft by my picture cuz I'm soft too!
Beta: Ugh, we're not taking over Tibby's blog to talk about you.
Lynx: We're taking over Tibby's blog?! Does she know? Is she home? We should have hired one of the chinchillas as a look out!
Beta: Chill out Lynx, she'll never know.
Lynx: Ok, if you say so Beta.
Beta: Today we will be telling a scary story!
Lynx: Oh goody! What part do I get to tell?
Beta: You don't. Your only job is to say "Ooooo SCARY!" when I get to the scary part.
Lynx: Ok, got it!
Beta: Long ago, in a cabin way far out in the woods, there lived a little orange kitten. -
Lynx: - Ooooo SCARY!
Beta: That's not even the scary part! What's scary about an orange kitten?
Lynx: I dunno, I got excited!
Beta: (rolls eyes) Anyways, one day, the little orange kitten went outside to play and got mud all over his pretty little paws!
Lynx: OH NO! I hate when that happens!
Beta: Me too. Now stop interrupting the story!
Lynx: Sorry.
Beta: When the kitten got back to his cabin his owner screamed in horror!
Lynx: WHAT WAS IT?!
Beta: I'm getting there. His owner screamed in horror! The little kitten didn't know what was going on but then he heard it!
Lynx: HEARD WHAT?!
Beta: Water! Running in the sink! He tried to run back outside but it was too late! His owner scooped him up and gave him a BATH!
Lynx: ...(staring off into space)...
Beta: hmmm hmmm
Lynx: What? Oh! Oooo Scary!
Beta: They say that to this day you can hear the water running late at night and the desperate cries of the little kitten that got a bath!
Lynx: That is scary, I guess. At least he got all clean though.
Beta: Yea... Wait! I think I hear Tibby coming. Act natural. Prrrrrr Prrrrrr
Lynx: WHAT?! RUN! HIDE! MEOW! (runs off crazily)
Beta: That's not exactly natural Lynx. Prrrrrr Prrrrrr (Publishes post)