Tales From the Litterbox: Episode 2

Beta: Hello, Beta here!
Lynx: And me, Lynx, you know...the fluffy one!
Beta: You're not even that fluffy Lynx.
Lynx: Way fluffier than you!
Beta: Yea, well that just means more fur balls for you to cough up so have fun with that!
Lynx: ...you know studies show that 8 out of 10 people prefer petting fluffy cats over non-fluffy cats.
Beta: Really, and where was this study conducted?
Lynx: ...uuhhh... the University of Lynxford!Beta: That's not even a real university!
Lynx: Sure it is. It's very prestigious, very hard to get into, probably why you've never heard of it.
Beta: Anyways, moving on from your delusions... we have business to attend to today.
Lynx: Really! What is it?
Beta: We are petitioning the people for more cat toys.
Lynx: Oh we are?
Beta: Yes, we talked about this.
Lynx: We did, when?
Beta: When we were eating this morning!
Lynx: OH! You know you can't tell me things when I'm eating, grooming, chasing mice, sleeping or being petted!
Beta: When can I tell you things then?!
Lynx: ...
Beta: LYNX!
Lynx: ...What? I was bird watching, add that to the list!
Beta: I think a stuffie would be a better co anchor than you.
Lynx: Wouldn't we need to be reporting news to be anchors?
Beta: Fine! A stuffie would be a better sidekick than you!
Lynx: Really we're more of equals so...
Beta: UGH! Nevermind!
Lynx: Plus I bet a stuffie wouldn't be nearly as fluffy as me!
Beta: (glares, flicks tail angrily, then walks away)
Lynx: Well, I guess we're out of time for today! Fluffy Lynx signing off! (Publishes post)