Tales From the Litterbox: Episode 6

Beta: Hi everyone! I'm Beta! Welcome to our sixth installment of Tales From the Litterbox!
Lynx: And don't forget about me, Lynx! I'd like to start by congratulating the kitty cat Hansel for winning Tibby's Bingo game! Hansel is a super cool mancat and he is FLUFFY and handsome like me!

Beta: I guess you two do look a little a like. But I bet he is way smarter than you.
Lynx: What?! I'm smart too!
Beta: Sure you are little buddy! (rolls eyes)
Lynx: You want to know what I think Beta?
Beta: Not really but your going to tell me anyways.
Lynx: I think you just pretend to not like me so that no one figures out the truth!
Beta: And what is the truth Lynx?
Lynx: You LOVE me!
Beta: HA! I do not!
Lynx: Oh really, then how do you explain THIS:

Beta: What? Where did you get that!
Lynx: Can't tell you.
Beta: Well, that might not even be me, you can't see my -or I mean that other cat's face.
Lynx: We're the only two cats in the house.
Beta: It was probably just cold in the basement, or someone used photoshop!
Lynx: Believe what you want, but now everyone knows that you really do like me!
Beta: I do not. Now lets move on.
Lynx: Fine.
Beta: Ok, first we hope that everyone likes Tibby's new layout and I think maybe we should get a matching banner for TFTL!
Lynx: That sounds like a good idea but Tibby's layout is so pink and girly, I don't want any pink or flowers on my side of the banner!
Beta: I guess we'll just have to wait and see what Owner Servant Girl can come up with.
Lynx: I hope it makes me look extra fluffy!
Beta: (Rolls eyes) Before we go we have to remind everyone to sign up for Tibby's Bingo Game!
Lynx: Oh yes, kitty cats and hammies can play too! You even get a super cool prize if you win! Maybe I will play this time!
Beta: Lynx, you can't play!
Lynx: Why not?
Beta: Because it's kinda illeagal like insider trading or something. Plus Tibby's not gonna send you a prize if you win, she'll probably just wrap up one of your old toys.
Lynx: Oh, well everyone else should definitely play then!
Beta: And don't forget that tomorrow is the first Pets of the Week post featuring Tibby's friends look-a-likes!
Lynx: Ooooooo I can't wait to see who she found!
Beta: Me too, did you know that she did a Beta look-a-like once? But not a Lynx look-a-like. I wonder why that is? Must be she likes me better!
Lynx: Or maybe it's because I am so very handsome and fluffy and therefore so are my look-a-likes and they barely spend anytime at all in shelters before they find forever homes!
Beta: Doubtful.
Lynx: Well, it's a nice thought anyways! Have a great weekend everyone! (Publishes Post)