Friday, April 10, 2009

Tales From the Litterbox: Episode 6

Beta: Hi everyone! I'm Beta! Welcome to our sixth installment of Tales From the Litterbox!
Lynx: And don't forget about me, Lynx! I'd like to start by congratulating the kitty cat Hansel for winning Tibby's Bingo game! Hansel is a super cool mancat and he is FLUFFY and handsome like me!

Beta: I guess you two do look a little a like. But I bet he is way smarter than you.
Lynx: What?! I'm smart too!
Beta: Sure you are little buddy! (rolls eyes)
Lynx: You want to know what I think Beta?
Beta: Not really but your going to tell me anyways.
Lynx: I think you just pretend to not like me so that no one figures out the truth!
Beta: And what is the truth Lynx?
Lynx: You LOVE me!
Beta: HA! I do not!
Lynx: Oh really, then how do you explain THIS:

Beta: What? Where did you get that!
Lynx: Can't tell you.
Beta: Well, that might not even be me, you can't see my -or I mean that other cat's face.
Lynx: We're the only two cats in the house.
Beta: It was probably just cold in the basement, or someone used photoshop!
Lynx: Believe what you want, but now everyone knows that you really do like me!
Beta: I do not. Now lets move on.
Lynx: Fine.
Beta: Ok, first we hope that everyone likes Tibby's new layout and I think maybe we should get a matching banner for TFTL!
Lynx: That sounds like a good idea but Tibby's layout is so pink and girly, I don't want any pink or flowers on my side of the banner!
Beta: I guess we'll just have to wait and see what Owner Servant Girl can come up with.
Lynx: I hope it makes me look extra fluffy!
Beta: (Rolls eyes) Before we go we have to remind everyone to sign up for Tibby's Bingo Game!
Lynx: Oh yes, kitty cats and hammies can play too! You even get a super cool prize if you win! Maybe I will play this time!
Beta: Lynx, you can't play!
Lynx: Why not?
Beta: Because it's kinda illeagal like insider trading or something. Plus Tibby's not gonna send you a prize if you win, she'll probably just wrap up one of your old toys.
Lynx: Oh, well everyone else should definitely play then!
Beta: And don't forget that tomorrow is the first Pets of the Week post featuring Tibby's friends look-a-likes!
Lynx: Ooooooo I can't wait to see who she found!
Beta: Me too, did you know that she did a Beta look-a-like once? But not a Lynx look-a-like. I wonder why that is? Must be she likes me better!
Lynx: Or maybe it's because I am so very handsome and fluffy and therefore so are my look-a-likes and they barely spend anytime at all in shelters before they find forever homes!
Beta: Doubtful.
Lynx: Well, it's a nice thought anyways! Have a great weekend everyone! (Publishes Post)

14 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khome Bakhk Tibby!

Please khome bakhk!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Abby said...

Hey, Tibby...

They're at it again...

I can't wait to see your Friend's Look-a-Like Pets of the Week...

Abby xxxooo

Mason Dixie said...

I do love your new blog layout and the colors, can not wait to see what you come up with for the cats. =)

Joey said...

Happy Easter, Tibby, Beta, Lynx, and Owner G & B!

Your pals,
Joey and Zeke

Hansel said...

Happee easter! we does look alikes!

Chase said...

Hi guys! Happy Easter! I can't wait for game 4 to start and I can't wait to see your post about look-a-likes!

Sniffs and licks,

Chase

Dozer and Coop said...

How do you do it? Mum says you have the best blog entries (after mine of course!) May we play in your next Bingo game please?

Love, Dozer, Dottie and Cooper

Fenway said...

Ms. Alpha thinks I look like Mickey Mouse cause my ears stick out!

Your pal,
Fenway

Ludo van puppy said...

Hi Beta and Lynx.
I think Tibby's new layout looks pawtastic! She did a real good job on it.
I casnot wait to see the lookalike pets.
I would like to sign up for the new bingo game please if yous could let Tibby know.
~lickies, Ludo

The Army of Four said...

Ooooh. I LOVE the shadows in that last picture! LOVE them!
Play bows,
Zim

Joe Stains said...

TOTALLY photoshopped. Mom does this with photos of me and Tanner ALL THE TIME.

Moco said...

Boy, you two really have a good realtionship. The only conversation that Edgar and Clara have ends with a hiss.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

what a great story. Mom you are so talented..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Bree/Reilly said...

Happy Easter Tibby, him and her humans and I guess them cat THINGS!!!