Lynx: Hello everyone! Welcome to Tales From the Litterbox! I'm Lynx!
Beta: And I'm Beta, I hope you all like our new banner! Doesn't it look great with Tibby's blog layout!
Lynx: It sure does! Don't I look extra fluffy?
Beta: Ummm...sure, I guess.
Lynx: What's up with your picture though? It looks like you're mad.
Beta: I don't look mad, that's just my natural look.
Lynx: Oh, ok then. You do look pretty angry though!
Beta: I wasn't mad! I told you that already!
Lynx: OK! I'm just saying, you look angry or something.
Beta: LYNX! I don't look mad, I wasn't mad, GET OVER IT!
Lynx: Are you mad now? Cuz you kinda look like your picture!
Beta: (glares at Lynx, flicks tail, walks away)
Lynx: Well, I guess it's going to be The Lynx Show today! Won't that be fun Lynx?
Lynx: Why it will be TONS of fluffy fun, Lynx!
Lynx: So what do you want to do now Lynx?
Lynx: Hmmmm...Let's look at some pictures of Lynx shall we?
Lynx: That sounds like an excellent idea!
Lynx: Here's a great picture of ME in a tree being the fearless feline that I am!
Lynx: Here I am again, this time sharpening my razor sharp claws!
Lynx: OH! And just look at my balancing skills!
Lynx: And I am nearly invisible to my prey when I crouch down like this.
Lynx: Peek-a-boo! It's all about the sneak attack!
Lynx: Of course an ultimate hunter like myself must learn to have a silly side!
Lynx: I hope you all enjoyed this exclusive look into the world of Lynx!
Lynx: I'll see you next time here on Tales from the Litterbox! (publishes post)