Monday, February 2, 2009

Tales From the Litterbox: Episode 4

Beta: Welcome once again to Tales From the Litterbox! I'm Beta!
Lynx: And I'm Lynx, I'm fl-
Beta: Do NOT say ANYTHING about being fluffy!
Lynx: I wasn't, I was gonna say flesuper cool!
Beta: Flesuper is not a word.
Lynx: Sure it is. It's Lynxanese! It means fly and super cool!
Beta: Nevermind, we have some very pressing issues to discuss!
Lynx: Oh yea, like what?
Beta: Well, first of all I have PROOF that YOU have been socializing with the enemy!
Lynx: What?! I never socialize with Chipmunchies, you know that!
Beta: No, not Chipmunchies. The other enemy!
Lynx: Bird'oeuvres?
Beta: No, the other other enemy!
Lynx: Hmmm... Mice Cream?
Beta: NO, you know, the Bigger other other enemy
Lynx: I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Beta: Maybe THIS will refresh your memory!!Lynx: OH! You mean Tibby? I thought we were supposed to be friends with her?
Beta: Are you crazy?! We're cats, she's a dog! Don't you know anything?
Lynx: I know that I'm fl-
Beta: Don't even think about it!
Lynx: ...what? I was gonna say flawlessly awesome!
Beta: Don't change the subject!
Lynx: That picture was taken a long time ago anyways, look - there's no snow on the ground!
Beta: That's beside the point. We are not friends with dogs!
Lynx: Sure we are! (Whispers to Beta): Remember most of Tibby's blog friends are dogs! We should be nice to them so they don't run us off her blog!
Beta: Oh, you're right Lynx! (nervous smile) How could I forget? We LOVE dogs!
Lynx: Yup we sure do!
Beta: Oh, would you look at the time-
Lynx: I would but I can't read clocks.
Beta: I think I hear some Kitty Kibble in the kitchen!
Lynx: Oooo I sure am hungry! Let's go!
Beta: I'll meet you down there. (Walks to the door)
Lynx: Ok, Beta! I guess we'll see you next time friends! Have a flesuper cool, flawlessly awesome ... (waits until Beta is down the stairs) fluffy Fluffy FLUFFY DAY! (Publishes post)


Pedro said...


The cats in your house sure are funny! I'm glad Lynx is educating Beta about loving us dawgs!


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I'm not sure I trust 'em!


Abby said...

Hey, Tibby...

I think they are up to something...

You better keep an eye on them...

Abby xxxooo

Bae Bae said...

You sure have funny cats Tibby. And I love Fluffy Lynx. ;)

~ Bae

Simba and Jazzi said...

Keep an eye on them.

Simba and Jazzi xx

Ruby said...

Hi Lynx.
I like that you're so fluffy, Beta will just have to get used to it.
Love Ruby

Lois Lane/Laney said...

That's okay guys, all I want to do is chase cats.

Pearl said...

lol you two kitties really made me laugh! I think you should be friends with Tibby, she's the nicest!

castle diva said...

We don't live with a dog, but Tibby seems like a nice dog to be friends with.

Ms. P and Cinza

Joey said...

Hi Tibby wherever you are! And hi Lynx and Beta, too!

Your pal,

Lady Kaos said...

Whoa, that conversation would so totally happen in my house if there was a second cat. Luckily I only have 1 in my house!
Hey Tibby, your Bingo game is so much fun! I'm so close to having bingo!! I see a sign up for the next game. If we're playing the first one, do we need to sign up for the 2nd one? I definately don't want to miss the second one!
Keeping Paws Crossed For I-21!!

Ludo van puppy said...

hehe you cats is funny? Has you seen Tosca's cat. they loves each other lots. Maybe you will like Tibby like that one day. BOL!
~lickies, Ludo

Mason Dixie said...

I think those cats are definitely up to no good. And I was wondering the same thing too, about the next game, do I need to sign up again? =)

Katie and Gizmo said...

hee hee you cats are just too funny.

I think you'd get along well with my feline friend Prince.


Fenway said...

I love the cat dialogue! Lynx could be my first cat friend.

And I'm never too busy to be your friend,

the 4 Bs said...

hey Tibby, are those your cats? and you are friends with them? they seem kind of... well... um.... crazy or something - not normal like a dog. we wish we had some cats to be friends with, but our mom says we just chase them. well how else can we make friends with them if they run away?


Pugsley said...

Hi Tibby-

Thank you for reading my new blog. Mom and I are looking forward to making new Doggie friends:)
XOXO Pugsley

Teddy Bear said...

Boy, Tibby...they must keep you entertained all day!:)

Teddy Bear