Beta: Welcome once again to Tales From the Litterbox! I'm Beta!
Lynx: And I'm Lynx, I'm fl-
Beta: Do NOT say ANYTHING about being fluffy!
Lynx: I wasn't, I was gonna say flesuper cool!
Beta: Flesuper is not a word.
Lynx: Sure it is. It's Lynxanese! It means fly and super cool!
Beta: Nevermind, we have some very pressing issues to discuss!
Lynx: Oh yea, like what?
Beta: Well, first of all I have PROOF that YOU have been socializing with the enemy!
Lynx: What?! I never socialize with Chipmunchies, you know that!
Beta: No, not Chipmunchies. The other enemy!
Beta: No, the other other enemy!
Lynx: Hmmm... Mice Cream?
Beta: NO, you know, the Bigger other other enemy
Lynx: I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Beta: Maybe THIS will refresh your memory!!Lynx: OH! You mean Tibby? I thought we were supposed to be friends with her?
Beta: Are you crazy?! We're cats, she's a dog! Don't you know anything?
Lynx: I know that I'm fl-
Beta: Don't even think about it!
Lynx: ...what? I was gonna say flawlessly awesome!
Beta: Don't change the subject!
Lynx: That picture was taken a long time ago anyways, look - there's no snow on the ground!
Beta: That's beside the point. We are not friends with dogs!
Lynx: Sure we are! (Whispers to Beta): Remember most of Tibby's blog friends are dogs! We should be nice to them so they don't run us off her blog!
Beta: Oh, you're right Lynx! (nervous smile) How could I forget? We LOVE dogs!
Lynx: Yup we sure do!
Beta: Oh, would you look at the time-
Lynx: I would but I can't read clocks.
Beta: I think I hear some Kitty Kibble in the kitchen!
Lynx: Oooo I sure am hungry! Let's go!
Beta: I'll meet you down there. (Walks to the door)
Lynx: Ok, Beta! I guess we'll see you next time friends! Have a flesuper cool, flawlessly awesome ... (waits until Beta is down the stairs) fluffy Fluffy FLUFFY DAY! (Publishes post)