Tales From the Litterbox: Episode 5

Lynx: Hello everyone! Welcome to Tales From the Litterbox! It's me, Lynx.
Beta: and I'm Beta!
Lynx: Weren't we supposed to do something for Tibby? Something about numbers...?
Beta: Yes Lynx, we are supposed to announce today's Bingo numbers.
Lynx: OH! Right! Today's Bingo numbers are ... um Beta, what are the numbers?
Beta: Let's see... the numbers are 31, 27 and 34.
Lynx: Oh yea, I can't believe I forgot them!
Beta: I can.
Lynx: Tibby has also trusted us with another very important task!
Beta: Actually I think she is probably just too busy with Bingo.
Lynx: No way Beta! She knows how super smart I am and that why she gave us this job.
Beta: Oh really, what's the job?
Lynx: It's to... the job is... um... hold on one second... I know this one...
Beta: HA! You can't even remember!
Lynx: Sure I can, I know it has something to do with bagels. I remember because I think bagels are yummy!
Beta: Wrong. Tibby's new friend Travis has started a new blog review club. This week we have to review the Dughallmor Beagles' blog.
Lynx: OH! I knew that, I was just testing you.
Beta: (rolls eyes) Yea right.
Lynx: Ok, now it's time for the review. You can start Beta.
Beta: The Dughallmor Beagles have a lovely blog filled with many wonderful pictures! They are always taking exciting trips to the beach and telling us fun stories about their adventures.
Lynx: Their blogs features great pictures of not only the Beagles but also wonderful landscape shots that makes us wish we lived where they are! The Beagles themselves seem to be very well mannered and friendly. And although they are not fluffy like me, they are still cute as can be.
Beta: The Beagles seem to showcase the very best attributes of the dog. They are loyal, friendly and dependable. Their blog is a very important peice of the Dogs with Blogs community as they are always involved in the various contests and games and even host some of their own!
Lynx: Overall, we think the Beagles and their blog is great and we are happy to have them as our friends!
Beta: Not bad Lynx. I liked your summary at the end.
Lynx: Gee, thanks Beta!
Beta: Of course I could have done it way better but you know, for you it was pretty good.
Lynx: I should have known you weren't actually being nice to me! (pouts)
Beta: I think that was nice. Plus you won't even remember that your mad at me in two seconds.
Lynx: Yes I will, I will never forget, you are always mean to me, you are probably just jealous cuz I am fluffy and you are not. Plus, the peoples like me better and -
Beta: (rolls eyes, tosses cat toy into hallway)
Lynx: Oh look! (jumps off bed and runs to attack cat toy)
Beta: So Lynx, are you still mad at me?
Lynx: What are you talking about? (whaps cat toy)
Beta: Told you. See you next time everyone! (Publishes post)